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Thanks very much to Tristan Wolfe for sending in this review of Saturday’s Chikara show. I’ll hand you over to him: 

Short story: I started to write this review and then I unplugged my computer with my foot as I was completing it…without saving it. I attended the show in Reading, PA last Saturday and I’d say it was a decent show. Nothing too spectacular though. (3 out of 5)

So now I present you with my half-assed (half-butted for you Chikara fans out there) review.

Submission Match: Ophidian defeats Green Ant with the Cobra Clutch Death Grip after dropping Green Ant on the exposed turnbuckle.

Basically this match was boring. It wasn’t totally the fault of the wrestlers as the ring shifted after Green Ant hit the ropes. The ropes pretty much became useless, and at one point Ophidian whipped Green Ant toward the ropes, only for Green Ant to hit the brakes, turn at the light, and ram himself into the corner instead. Silly.

Favorite point in the match: The end. This match brought shame to the “He’s Using Hypnosis” t-shirt I was wearing like a tool. OR My wife turning to me at the beginning of the match and asking “They leave the masks on the entire time?”

Bonus Match: Saturyne defeats El Hijo del Ice Cream with some crappy top rope move that I forgot.

Saturyne flopped around like a dying fish and is clearly a rookie. Despite this, El Hijo managed to make the match one of my favorites of the night. This guy is a real treat to see. See what I did there? Anyway, El Hijo Del Ice Cream threw Saturyne ALL OVER that damn ring. No punches were pulled. She got tossed around by her hair like three times. And the entire time delightfully hispanic ice cream puns were made.

Favorite point in the match: El Hijo covers Saturyne while holding out two fingers and then acts completed surprised that the count wasn’t tres.

Tag Team Match: The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield and Mr. Touchdown) defeat The Colony (Fire Ant and Soldier Ant) via DQ as a (probably) fake Green Ant tosses Dasher off the top rope. Good match. This is what Chikara is all about. This is my first time seeing Mr. Touchdown and he was pretty great and maybe the star of the match? The match went back and forth with some classic spots (Dasher running the bases, double corner dropkick from The Colony, and a failed 3-point stance from Mr. Touchdown). At the end it was a presumably fake Green Ant who caused the DQ by tossing Dasher off the top rope, garnering confused looks by all.

Favorite point in the match: Dasher puts Fire Ant into the tree of woe, he’s at first, tags second, rounding third AND Mr. Touchdown tags in.

First-Time Ever: Brodie Lee defeats Jigsaw with a sitout powerbomb.

Best match of the night in my opinion. Both guys had some hard-hitting action, but it was Brodie Lee that came back on top in his return match. After the match, Brodie claimed that he was coming for Kingston’s Grand Championship in a showdown in Canada that’s going to hurt just watching it.

Favorite point in the match: Jigsaw muscles Brodie over with a huge German suplex.

INTERMISSION: It’s announced that Gargano won’t be wrestling tonight because he is “injured and stuck in the Midwest”. As a result, Wink tells Icarus that he’ll defend the belts to which Icarus whines.

Favorite point in the intermission: Winkler gets the hot dog he was eating slapped out of his hand and sauerkraut ensues.

It’s got Colt in it: Colt Cabana defeats Kobald with the Billy Goat’s Curse

Typical Colt Cabana match. Lot’s of antics. Colt ripped out Kobald’s earring (the other inexplicably disappeared) to start the match. Most of the match was spent humiliating Kobald.

Favorite point in the match: Colt channels the spirit of Manami Toyota with a multi-directional rolling cradle.

8-Man Tag: The BDK (Tim Donst and Jakob Hammermeier) and The Batiri (Kodama & Obariyon) defeat 3.0 (Scott Parker and Shane Matthews), Gregory Iron, and Eddie Kingston when Tim Donst forces the tap with some wrist tape and a chin lock on Gregory Iron.

First time seeing Greg Iron and MAN was he the whipping boy of this match. Most of the wrestlers just kinda hung out on the outside while Greg got the crap beat out of him. There were a couple points in the match where Eddie Kingston or Shane Matthews were in the ring, staring at Greg in a submission hold awkwardly. Not a terribly well-coordinated match.

Favorite point in the match: Stereo Backfists to the Future that put all 8-men out on the mat at the same time.

Queen of Wrestling Showdown: Sara Del Ray defeats Archibald Peck (with Veronica) with the Royal Butterfly

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. Sara Del Ray is overrated. I’m sorry. I know you hate me now. She’s good, but the Queen of Wrestling? Eh, I dunno. I’d rather give that title to Archie any day. This was a fun match. They played out a great “test of strength” bit with Sara eventually getting the upper hand after Archie sat in the middle of the ring pouting despite the crowd making Sara say that she was sorry. We got to see all of Sara’s classic moves with all of the fun antics of Archibald Peck.

Favorite point in the match: After the match, Archie realizes that Veronica is out cold on the outside of the ring after getting nailed by Sara. After letting out a shrill scream, he collapses at her feet and screams “NOOOO!” at the top of his lungs and then carries her out of the ring…screaming “no” another 2 times.

Campeones de Parejas, 2 out of 3 Falls: F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor and Icarus filling in for Johnny Gargano) defeats The Spectral Envoy (Hallowicked and Ultramantis Black) in the 3rd fall after Delirious runs in and lays out Ultramantis Black with the Praying Mantis Bomb

A good match from all. As usual, Chuck Taylor stole the show. I’m pretty sure he was forced to scream like a little girl no less than 3 times during the match. The first fall saw Chuck Taylor hand Icarus some powder (after about a minute of solid searching for it in his vest) who tossed it into the eyes of Hallowicked for the pin. The same trick was tried for the second fall, but Chuck accidently tossed the powder in the face of Icarus as Hallowicked moved out of the way. After Icarus laid out Chucky T with the pedigree, Hallowicked picked up the pin on Icarus with a big boot. For the third fall, both Icarus and Ultramantis were laid out in the ring with the referee nowhere in sight after Ultramantis hit the Praying Mantis Bomb. Delirious ran down and pulled Ultramantis on top of Icarus for the pin…but then turned on him and nailed him with his own Praying Mantis Bomb. Icarus covered for the 3 as F.I.S.T. retains.

Favorite point in the match: Oh dear lord, I had no idea that Icarus had facial hair now. It’s NEARLY as bad as the tattoo.

By Tristan Wolfe

This week’s episode features Jigsaw vs Obariyon, and The Colony vs some wrestlers from Osaka Pro:

Cibernetico: The Animated Series

Saturday November 12th @ Easton, PA (USA)

The 8th annual Torneo Cibernetico (featuring the Young Bucks, Hallowicked, Frightmare, Green Ant, Sara Del Rey, Sugar Dunkerton, Dasher Hatfield, The Batiri, Tursas and more!) 

Chuck Taylor vs Fire Ant

Jigsaw vs Grizzly Redwood

El Generico vs Ophidian

Bravado Brothers vs Team 3.0

Gregory Iron vs Darkness Crabtree

High Noon

Sunday November 13th @ Philadelphia, PA

Will be broadcast on live IPPV over at http://www.gfl.tv ! 

Chikara Grand Championship: Mike Quackenbush vs Eddie Kingston

No DQ: Ultramantis Black & Hallowicked vs Ares & Tim Donst

The Young Bucks vs Fire Ant & Soldier Ant

Green Ant vs Tursas

Gregory Iron vs Icarus

Sara Del Rey vs Jakob Hammermeier

Colt Cabana vs Archibald Peck

El Generico vs Jigsaw (free pre show match)

Amasis of the Osirian Portal will speak

Unfortunately, last night’s Chikara show was cancelled. Fortunately, today’s will still go ahead! 

Chikara: Maiden Flight of the Great Condor - Sunday, October 30th @ Williamsport, PA (USA), 4pm

Campeonatos de Parejas title match: Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor of F.I.S.T (champions) vs The Throwbacks (Sugar Dunkerton and Dasher Hatfield) 

Eddie Edwards vs Eddie Kingston

Sara Del Rey vs Tursas

Hallowicked & Ultramantis Black vs Jakob & Delirious

Green Ant vs Tim Donst

Ophidian vs Kodama

Parker & Matthews vs Kobald & Obariyon

Four way tag team match (featuring the Colony, Los Ice Creams and more!)

If you attend the show, feel free to send a report to indywrestling@hotmail.co.uk

Jessie McKay runs down the card for the upcoming High Noon IPPV, Colt Cabana speaks out against Archibald Peck’s animal cruelty, and Green Ant seeks advice from Ultramantis Black! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2alfiwKTNY

Chikara Podcast-A-Go-Go 281 is now on Youtube! This week’s 8 and a half minute episode features Johnny Gargano & Chuck Taylor vs Atlantis & Rey Bucanero, as well as Green Ant vs Tursas. Click the link to watch it: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBJseQOi64&feature=relmfu

Thoughts: I loved Gargano’s Eddie Guerrero esque DQ victory. 

Here is the line up for Jersey Shore Championship Wrestling “The 10 Year Never Forget Memorial Show”, which will take place at 8pm on Saturday the 10th, at the Funtown Pier on the Jersey Shore. Admission is free! 

JSCW Tag Team Title Tournament Round II: The Midnight Sensations (1-0) vs Bandido Jr & Chris Banks (1-0)

JSCW Tag Team Title Tournament Round II: All Money is Legal (1-0) vs Glitz N Glamour (1-0)

3 Way Debut Dance: Green Ant (0-0) vs Ophidian (0-0) vs Kobald (0-0)

Jason Karloff (0-1) vs Jason Kross (0-1)

Rob Vegas (0-1) vs ”The German Menace” Kraig Stagg (0-0)

Thoughts: Good line up, especially considering it’s a free show. Definitely worth checking out if you’re near the Jersey Shore next Saturday. 

Young Lions Cup day 2 has been cancelled due to the hurricane. Sorry, I would have reported this yesterday, but I missed it on the Chikara Twitter page. 

Luckily, the decision to cancel was made yesterday, so the start time of that show was brought forward and it turned into a super show, featuring the entire tournament

Thoughts: I hope none of our readers have been affected by the hurricane. Keep safe folks! 

I’ll post the results in chronological order: 

Green Ant won the Young Lions Eliminator 1 (vs Kobald vs Robbie Eagles vs Will O The Wisp II)

Jakob Hammermeier won the Young Lions Eliminator 2 (vs Greg Iron vs Chase Owens vs Obariyon)

Matt Jackson defeated Johnny Gargano

Archibald Peck won the Young Lions Eliminator 3 (vs Matt Fitchett vs MK McKinnan vs Milo Shizo)

Tadasuke won the Young Lions Eliminator 4 (vs Nick Jackson vs Sean South vs Mark Andrews)

Hallowicked defeated Sara Del Rey (“12 Large: Summit” tournament match)

Fire Ant defeated Vin Gerard (“12 Large: Summit” tournament match)

INTERMISSION

Green Ant defeated Jakob Hammermeier (Young Lions Cup semi final)

Tadasuke defeated Archibald Peck (Young Lions Cup semi final)

Ultramantis Black defeated Pinkie Sanchez

Icarus defeated Claudio Castagnoli (“12 Large: Summit” tournament match)

The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) defeated the Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama)

Tadasuke defeated Green Ant (Young Lions Cup final)

Thoughts: Congratulations Tadasuke! For anyone wondering, he is from Osaka Pro Wrestling (in Japan).

What a loaded show. Hopefully everyone with tickets got the news that the start time was moved, and hopefully everyone who was originally only going to day 2 made it to this show (their tickets were made valid for both). 

If you attended, let us know how it went! indywrestling@hotmail.co.uk

Results for Chikarasaurus Rex: King Of Sequel (Night 1) which took place last night in Reading, Philadelphia (USA).

Mike Quackenbush defeated Claudio Castanoli (“12 Large: Summit” Tournament Match)

Tursas defeated Green Ant

Mim Shimoda, Portia Perez and Tsukasa Fujimoto defeated Sara Del Rey, Daizee Haze and Makoto

Johnny Kidd defeated Johnny Saint

El Generico, Scott Parker and Shane Matthews defeated F.I.S.T (Johnny Gargano, Chuck Taylor and Icarus)

Eddie Kingston defeated Adam Cole 

Gregory Iron defeated Jakob Hammermeier

Fire Ant defeated Jigsaw (“12 Large: Summit” Tournament Match)

Edit: I initially reported that Green Ant and Johnny Saint won their matches, sorry for the mistake. It was laid out a bit confusingly on the Chikara website.

There will be two Chikara shows in Philapelphia (USA) this weekend (one on Saturday night, one on Sunday afternoon). You can read the full match listings here:

http://indywrestling.tumblr.com/post/7727544759/updated-chikara-line-ups

Lex Luger had some encouraging words for Green Ant: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAseLSXULmo

As always, if you attend a show, send a report of your experience to indywrestling@hotmail.co.uk and I will share it here!